猴哥的本科一年级第一学期(The Monkey’s First Term as Freshman)

一个学期过得很快，正如一个月的假期一眨眼就没有了一样。这篇文章仅仅针对过去的一个学期的学术进行回顾。

记得大学的第一节课是数学分析，在我的怂恿下，隔壁宿舍的凡克同学领着一群同学一大早就过去占座了（这么看来，这三个实验班的占座风还是我挑起来的）。我早上还是按照四中标准时间(2007)起床，起得不算早，到那里他们已经到了，不过大家都喜欢中间的位置，所以我钟爱的座位空着。之后一直就靠我们班的同学帮我占座了。

现在看来，大学坚持一些高中阶段的习惯是对的，根据猴哥的翘课大定理，这样才能够保证我的大学生活正常发展。

定理 1 (翘课大定理) 翘课的大学生活分十步：

1. 睡晚；
2. 意外晚起床；
3. 故意放纵晚起；
4. 意外迟到；
5. 故意迟到；
6. 翘课；
7. 返回第1步，循环至考试结束后；
8. 挂科；
9. 被大学清退。

回顾过去的一个学期，我坚持着四中物理标准学法(2007)。每逢考试，不论他人怎么刷题，我安如泰山，依旧如当年四中面对高考的四中高考标准复习法(2009)一样——一分钟不浪费、一分钟不返工。

学习有时候会很有意思：

A term flies deadly fast, as the one-month vacation is going away just in a while. This post is a review only for academic in last term.

The first class in my university life was Calculus. In my instigation, Fark as well as his dorm mates in the next-door dormitory, went to classroom to take seats in the early morning. (It may be true that the fashion of seats-taking was produced by me.) I still got up according to the BHSF Standard Time (2007), not early. When I arrived, they had been there for a long time, while they preferred the seats in the center. Thus I could take my favorite seat position. Then, my classmates always help me take seat.

It is believed right to insisted some habits in high school. According to the Monkey’s Great Theorem of Class-Skipping, only in this way, can I make my university life fine.

Theorem 1 (the Monkey’s Great Theorem of Class-Skipping) The life of class-skipping in universities is as follow:

1. Staying up late,
2. Getting up late accidentally,
3. Getting up late deliberately,
4. Being late occasionally,
5. Being late on purpose,
6. Absence,
7. Looping from Step 1, until the end of exams；
8. Core subjects failed,
9. Being kicked off.